hua lao

HUAAA where is everyone?
i miss everyone!

let's have a class outing...!!!
stop mia-ing everybody.
I'M NOT MIA-ING.

u motherduck knnccbkfjskjg.

Say hello to goodbye

INTEGRATION IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. MATHS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HOWTHEHECK DO YOU PASS MATHS?! (jolynn remember last year when we kept turning in blank scripts for geog and maths tests heehee cause we didn't know shit)

I am blogging just to announce that I'm probably going to retain cause I can't get myself to study and i wanna watch time traveller's wife and i finally found strawberry oreos after 2 months of waiting for jolynn to find it for me.

AND GG SEASON 3 JUST STARTED AND HEROES SEASON 4'S STARTING ON MONDAY (: (: (:

chelsea where'd you go?~~ YOU MIA MIA-ER (i know i don't make sense)

I WANNA ERASE AWAY MY CHICKEN POX SCARS.

Hello! Okay I totally lied when I said that I'd blog everyday. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I'm at yingen's house watching AMERICAN DRAGON NOW :D I came here to run away from my parents because they're probably fantasizing about the most gruesome way to kill me. My results totally suck omg and I shall put them up here cos I'm proud of myself! Okay whatever. Anyway this means that I can study with all the jc people cos I have to take the sub paper for one of the chem subjects KILL ME PLEASE. Okay so here goes.

OBC - F
PIPC - D+
HAP - D
MATH - B
CSAS - B
SFP - D

Wheee omg so horrible right. I'M LOVIN' IT. DON'T COME AND LIE TO ME.
Kthxbye.

You keep me drowning in your love

HELLO it's 12.53AM and there are many hilarious pictures on facebook hahaha I love all of you and jolynn and chelsea. (:

This shall be short because jolynn keeps threatening to kill me if i don't stop procrastinating (I'm procrastinating about procrastinating DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? yes it does) hahaha I found a few hilarious photos just now:

LOL wingardium levi-levi-levi-levi-levi HILARIOUS RIGHT!?

okay off to do pw before i get murdered kthnxbye

HERE'S THE START OF MY TWO MONTH HOLIDAY.

Okay in november and december when I would've started school, all you jc freaks can make fun of me. MY RETAINERS ALMOST GOT SUCKED INTO THE SINK HOLE and I almost had to pay five hundred bucks =.---

Anyway, gooooood luck for your promos hoyee and chelseaaaa! :D hoyee you have to stop falling asleep at nine seriously and chelsea you have to start studying with chloe cos she's a friggin mugger. I think heehee.

See, I remembered to blog after my exams end. I'm such a woman of my words. AAAAAAAH I'm damn hungry but I can't eat yet cos I'm an anorexic freak who is on her way to becoming 45.6kg HEHE (: BUT I WANNA EAT SUSHI BUFFET CAN WE GO AND EAT SOON. Then I'd have to starve myself for the next five days lol.

CAN YOU ALL PLEASE UPDATE OUR BEAUTIFUL BLOG SO THAT IT WON'T BE SO DEAD AND LOOKED DOWN ON. My brother's getting married tomorrow!

LET'S FIGHT CRIME WITH MANGOES AND LIME kthxbye.

YOU MAKEME CRAZIER, CRAZIER

Walao eh what's wrong with the both of you I'm like the most active blogger EVER. Both of you suck okay especially Jolynn cause she hasn't updated in like ONE MILLION YEARS. I just came home from school feeling :) for some reason hehehehe it's Monday and there's Spongebob later and TOMORROW IS TUESDAY THE 28TH OF JULY WOR!

hahahahahaha what the heck whats wrong with me I think I'm pmsing my mood is like some rollercoaster nowadays. Tan Ho Yee LOVES CHELSEA AND JOLYNN! (on facebook) shit you lah jolynn why you never keep your status on.

I'm RAMBLING.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i want my honey milk tea! and I bought curry naan from breadtalk and I know you're jealous :)

nothing's ever built to last (hahhaaha)

LOOK!



jolynnk dont worry it wont be 500bucks hahhahaha.

hoyee wash yr neck lah.
cadbury neck.
hahahah.

kthxbye

and everything's made to be broken

all of you suck at updating. :(

Chelsea says:
*hHAHAHA
*i found it very familiar
*then i saw my blog
*same!
*OKAY LOR
*U WIN
*LOL

thanks thanks chelsea. :) :) :) I KNOW I WIN. I'M VERY PRO. HAHAHA.
anyway im so excited for harry potter are you?!!!!?!?!?!

and did i mention how much i hate pw? LOL

Seven things I hate about you!

1. Somebody needs to invent anti-pms pills quickly because people suffering from pms are very dangerous and are capable of killing people when they're in a foul mood. (i felt like killing someone when i woke up today okay)

2. chelsea and jolynn keeping secrets from me about chelsea's crush boohoo :(

3. today i woke up feeling like crap because i am sick but i do not have H1N1 I WANT H1N1 PRETTY PLEASE and i will name both of you to be quarantined okayzxz. AND 89 NEW CASES TODAY HAHAHA

4. for he's a jolly good fellow~~~~~ hahahaha CHELSEA! go and watch hannah montana pleaseee it's the best show ever. JOLYNN watch this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IERdVzXafFM best video ever yay

5. I AM RANDOK. HAHAHA

6. i stuffed myself with bbq food yesterday and today my mummy stuffed me with food so tmr i shall go on a diet again hahahahaha and we're also supposed to become closet muggers fm tmr onwards! (REALLY MUST!)

7. and it's officially less than 24 hours to my gp paper and to chelsea's econs paper and to jolynn's monday blues. FML grrrrrrrrrrrrr :( :( :(

HOW CAN YOU ANYHOW TAKE PEOPLE'S CAREBEAR?!

Hoyeeeeee you're actually quite hilarious to think that me and chelsea would make you watch a movie alone as your birthday present. We're not that autistic!! Though it kinda makes sense that we would do that cos we didn't have enough money for ourselves. Okay whatever. Hoyee is a glutinous rice.

I SLEPT AT 5AM BAYBEH! I was watching Skins heehee go watch it it's niceeeee. It's damn havoc though, makes you wanna run around in your panties.

And I'm up so early cos I'm being a camping camper at the TP website to choose my additional subjects. First come first serve basis so everyfreakinbody is camping there too and it's lagging like mad nobody can even get in=.- maybe I should come back an hour later. BUT I WANT MY CREATIVE WRITING COURSE YOU DON'T COME AND PRETEND TO SNATCH MY CHOICE OK >:(

I am upset because I want to have my breakfast but what good are honey stars and frosties without milk? Maybe I'd go downstairs to get some. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, FROSTIES. I feel like I'm talking very weirdly. Am I talking very weirdly? Maybe it's because I'm too sleepy. I MIGHT BE EATING SUSHI BUFFET LATERRRRR YAHOOOOOOOOO :D!

I wanna play photohunt.

we could be more than just amazinnnngggg

HELLO!

sleepover at jolynn's last night was :D :D :D cause it was a binging slumber party hehehe this is what we ate:

1. lots and lots of milo pops
2. 2 packets of maggi mee (orgasmic pls)
3. chicken rice
4. DOU JIANG YOU TIAO!

heeehee recounting what i ate makes me feel very happy although i hated the weighing scale this morning grrrrrrrr.

and and and after that me and jolynnK went novena to study and AMAZINGLY we actually managed to do work. LOLLLL i conquered my differentiation tutorial and jolynnk the closet mugger finished 4 tutorials what the heck right? NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE RIGHT HAHAHAHA and we whiled our time away spying on the rj lesbo couple and the rj cute guy plus not so cute girl couple. LOL

AND WE ONLY DRANK MILK TEA AND SHARED A PACKET OF FRIES!!!!!!!!!!

okay anyway i need to announce that jolynn and chelsea are noobs at watching horror movies. HAHA I'M WATCHING DRAG ME TO HELL ON MONDAY YAY (:

I'M I'M I'M I'M

hahahaha omg jolynn you're damn retarded.
choi ge lei WHAT? i didn't uds the what lai part. LOL i bet you anyhow made it up.

HAHAHAHAH HOEYEEEEEEEEE. hoe.

i'm super lazy to blog lahhhh but i'll try.
OMG I NEED TO STOP SLEEPING LAH. i sleep after i eat
after my sashimi shit
and while i'm studying.

i want ipodtouch!! TUTS MY BARREH.
RAPE ME IN THE THIGHS
KNOW YOU LOVE MY COCK.
hahahahh jolynn you made that song get stuck in my head.

swiney flu sashimi. i wanna eat sashimi now.
and play sally's spa!!!

I'M GONNA FIND MONSTER FIGHT ALIENS NOW AND WATCH IT NOWWWW!!!

ALL THEEE AAABBHOOOOORRRRRRHHVEEEE!!! WHOOOAAOOOOAAOOOOOO

BOOM BOOM POWWWW!

Yeahhhhh let's be in touch till we're in our separate coffins. Omg let's share coffins man! :D:D:D:D Eeeee then if like hoyee dies first our bodies would smell like shit immediately. LOL. Choi ge lei DAI GE LAI SI. Stop it lah irritating piece of swine flu.

Why can't I stop eating?!?! Seriously someone please tell me. I'm like freaking almost 90kg okay. And I still can't stop.

CHELSEA PLEASE BLOG. Then I'll give you my nice nice R&B/Soul songs and maybe my ipod touch as well. Hahaha it's a coincidence that all my recently added songs have akon singing in them. Anyway he rocks man all his songs somehow turn out very nice. ALL AGREE?

OKAY IT'S LIKE 12.30AM AND I'M GOING TO EAT MAGGI MEE NOW COS I'M A HECK CARE OBESE WOMANZZZZ (:

You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

HOYEE IS FEELING SAD TODAY.

and it cant be pms because im having my menses now. SMELLY MENSTRUAL BLOOD.
:( :( :( :( :(

can we please all promise to stay in touch forever and ever and ever hahaha.
I SHALL GO STUFF MYSELF WITH CHOCOLATE.

HOEDOWN THROWDOWN

chelsea toh miao xing how dare you dao my sms :( :( im depressed lah and i want to jump off the building now. grrrrrrrrr.

I FEEL LIKE A PIG. jolynn you need to stop dragging me out to eat. and i'm damn pissed off now because MY PW GROUP MEMBERS ARE THE ULTIMATE SLACKERS in the entire universe like even slacker than marcus and jiannan okay. hahahahahaha. need to report them to the pw police and they'd FAIL muahaha

hoedown THROWDOWN! go listen yipee. and wow jolynn actually blogged it's like the #1 most amazing fact in the entire world.

boom boom clap boom di clap di clap!

MISS PRISS KILLED ME.

I need either unmanageable financial counseling or for a psychopath to chop off my limbs so I can become a beggar at parkway's overhead bridge.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA THANKS CHELSEA AND ANTING FOR BEING MY SUPER CONVENIENT LOANSHARK-ATM AND HOYEE FOR BEING IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME :D I'm going to steal one-dollar coins from my brother's change jar now HEEHEE (:

And hoyee I actually blogged okay am I consistent or WHAT.

skinny tudongs is going to become the new trend :D

hoyee has purple menstrual blood isn't that cool? she should freaking win the nobel prize for manufacturing such a wonderful liquid with her tudong.

i want to steal chelsea's bbq food tomorrow.

we all love dongs.
hoyee learnt a new word today.

me and hoyee learnt that jolynn has smelly menstrual blood.

i am perfect.
:D

helloooooooooo

HELLO!

hahahaha and i bet jolynn will never ever post because she doesn't even come online. so soon it'd become a blog for me and chelsea :D :D :D

anyway i'm still super full from sakae and my arms are aching from the basketball and i need to shit very badly. HAHAHA. and i also need to improve my english because i want to OWN for gp! SOOO THIS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY:

abstemious
1. Sparing in eating and drinking; temperate; abstinent.
2. Sparingly used or consumed; used with temperance or moderation.
3. Marked by or spent in abstinence.

no need to thank me for the vocab lesson :D